deadfishes: would you please list the members as most woke to least woke please bc sometimes i feel like suga is the most woke member and not namjoon :/

wokebaenamjoon:

  1. namjoon: constantly reading new intersectional feminist theory and never speaks over the voices of the oppressed and always gives minorities a voice. truly, a woke bae.
  2. V: technically not woke. but he can’t be expected to do the emotional labour of liberating himself from his own oppression so he gets special consideration. 
  3. suga: despite being a hero of the proletariat and acknowledging the existence of gay people he’s not an intersectional bae, thus lowering his woke ranking :( he does get bonus points for being the leader of antifa and internet hacking group anonymous!
  4. jimin: this one’s tricky because jimin pretends to be unaware of social oppressive forces for his cuteness concept. this makes him unwoke as he ignores the oppression of minorities but as its a coping mechanism ill still class him as woke. 
  5. j hope: just ur average guy. what more can I say
  6. jungkook: lmfao jungkook literally doesn’t care about anything except trying to seem funny 
  7. jin: capitalistic bourgeoisie icon

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